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January 2018

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This isn’t a confession, sisters! I’m looking for the video where Paul Amos signs that Jacob collage made off of all the Jacob confessions in the blog up until the day of the event, but I can’t find it anywhere. I know it’s in the blog, but it’s been a while ago and scrolling all the way back there would be impossible :(

January 21, 2018

Hello lovely!

You can find the video on my Youtube channel ^_^

Best regards,

Sister Teodora

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January 21, 2018

‘This is my first post without the anonymous, omg. Now I’m replaying AC III and you cannot even imagine how hard I do ship Charles Lee and Haytham Kenway. Man, they’re made for each other ♥ I think that Lee’s admiration for Haytham is just more than simple… “admiration,” if u know what I mean~ I should not go into details… heh. ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)’

Confession [@freezerfag]


While we are overjoyed that you’ve submitted this confession off-anon, you should know that our little bordello is all about the details, the really dirty ones ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡ – ✧)

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January 20, 2018

‘I want Jacob to fucking tear me apart until we both faint in the bed.’

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January 20, 2018

‘After a tremendously good love making I want to be the big spoon of Bayek. I would draw him close to my body for a tight cuddle feeling his heated wet skin on mine. My fingertips twirl around, play with his chest hair for a while then my fingers run further down on his body and cup him. Wrap my hand around his cock and with my slow fondling I would make him ready for the next round.’

Confession [@shatinn]

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January 19, 2018

‘A late Happy Birthday, Altair! And for a present, how about Altair you up and pleasure you?’

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HERE’S SOME DAILY LOVE FOR ALL YOU LOVELY PEOPLE BECAUSE YOU’RE GREAT AND YOUR HARD WORK IS APPRECIATED AND…we love ya. :D

January 19, 2018

You’re very sweet, my dearest anon! (*´▽`*)We’re always overjoyed to hear sweet messages like yours (and they keep us motivated)!

Love,
~ Signora Paola

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January 19, 2018

‘The more Crawford uses his hands to tease me, the more I get wet and ache for him. By the end of the night I’m nothing but a soaking, moaning mess and I couldn’t ask for more from the templar.’

Confession [@catsorfries]

Confessions

January 18, 2018

For my 35th birthday (Jan 13th) I wouldnt mind being woken up that morning with kisses from my husband, a naked Jacob Frye, Arno Dorian and Ezio Auditore. They would wake me up and tell me how for the next 24 hours, they are mine completely and they intend to make every waking moment of that day a memorable one. That would make me one very happy birthday girl 🙂

Confessed by @sassenach-on-the-rocks

On behalf of everybody from this sinfully wonderful Bordello, I would like to wish you a happy happy happpppy birthday to you!

GIF by happybirthday2u

~ Annetta <3

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January 18, 2018

‘This might be bad, but I’d love to fuck Jacob in the confessional of a church as he’s covering my mouth with the Chimera gauntlet.’

Confession [@fortunefavoredthebrave]

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January 18, 2018

‘The thought of Bayek’s muscles moving under golden, sweat drenched skin as he fucked me on soft blankets on the roof under the stars kills me!😍 (can you tell I just finished Origins?! 😁)’

Confession [@castielsangel-x]