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January 2018

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OMG, I am a bit shocked of the result on the latest poll. I was sure there are more gentlemen confessing than that. So small % and almost I want to thank them b/c they are part of this wonderful part of the assassin fandom too. Thank you so much for all of you in the bordello to spare a bit of time to make this poll.

January 24, 2018

It was surprising, true, but we didn’t push the poll or promote it to get more votes. We will re-do the poll one day 🙂

-Sister Teodora

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Hello. (It is not a confession) I see so many confessions made by guys about our assassin or templar ladies and gentlemen and it good to see that not just the girls has desire to have wild fantasies but guys too. I always curious to know how many guys and girls are confess here. Can we make a kind of survey on it ? (scrap it if a sily idea)

January 24, 2018

dirtyasscreedsecrets:

Hello Anon!

That is actually a super interesting idea. Though I must admit, that it could be some kind of overwhelming task, we can try it out.

I added three options to the test poll!

If that functions well, I will discuss the matter thoroughly with my ladies.
To anyone who sees this poll: Please give us feedback, if you think theres something missing ^_^

Best regards!
-Sister Teodora

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Here are the results of our test straw poll ^_^

-Sister Teodora

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January 24, 2018

jiruchan:

This reminds me of the time I was going around Rome in Brotherhood and heard something very… interesting 😏

Bayek, you peeping tom (˵ ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°˵)

(In case you want to… experience this for yourself, here’s how to find it ;D) 

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January 24, 2018

‘Kesegowaase may be a bastard, but damn, he’s a mouthwateringly handsome bastard. Even with the scars. Actually, I’d love to lick those scars while I ride his cock. And find out if his lips taste as nice as they look.’

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January 23, 2018

‘I’m asleep in Shay’s arms in the Captain’s quarters of the Morrigan. He watches the clock until it strikes twelve, and it’s now Jan 23. Leaning over, he whispers in my ear, “Happy Birthday, love.” He doesn’t wait for me to respond, and begins peppering my body with kisses as he trails his way down between my legs, and begins teasing me with his tongue. Only once I’m hovering on the age of oblivion do we begin to make love. When we finish he holds me in his arms and asks how I liked my present.’

Confession [@heir-of-slythdurin]
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From all of us at La Rosa in Fiore, we would like to greet you a very happy birthday!

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January 23, 2018

‘In the second week of January I got my license in Social Anthropology. Because of that, Jacob surprised me with a dinner in a restaurant… And being creampied after that, if you know what I mean 😏. P.S. Happy 5th, sisters 🎉!’

Confession [@vickapinto]


Congratulations on your milestone! 😁

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January 22, 2018

Greetings, my dearest anon! While we welcome everyone here and will never pass judgment, please understand that we can only accept dirty confessions.  I know it’s easy to miss, but the question of whether we accept sweet confessions is also in our FAQ.

@assassinscreedconfessions (pretty much the SFW version of our blog) recently came back and normally I would direct you to them, but they’re in the midst of changing moderatorship. So, please add them to your follow list, wait for any updates and when they’ll be able to receive confessions again. ❤️

I know this is very disappointing, but we do have rules to abide. Molte grazie for your time!

~ Signora Paola

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January 22, 2018

‘I wish Arno to read those words… You beautiful angel of my darkest nights… Let me tell you how I touch myself thinking of your hands and lips moving their way down my quivering body… How your hair would caress my pulsating skin and how my guts would require your manhood to work it’s way hard into me… Or would it simply please your eyes for me to only caress myself for your personal pleasure? Leaving my mouth ready to fullfil any of your desires… Come here big boy…’

Confession [@mercutio1789]

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January 22, 2018

‘I just heard Camila Cabello’s song Havana for the first time, and it totally makes me want to sexy-dance to it in front of Bayek.’

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January 21, 2018

‘Sometimes, I just fantasize about Shay’s cock. Is it veiny? Is he cut or uncut? How big is he? I NEED ANSWERS DAMMIT.’