‘Bless me my sisters for I have sinned. I’ve been a very bad girl. I can’t help but fantasize about cheating on my boyfriend with Jacob. How I would try to resist all his advances but Jacob keeps pushing. His burning stare and rich honeyed voice would slowly crumble all the walls I’ve tried to put up. And it’s only when he finally gives up that I run after him, drop down on my knees to beg and “revere” his greatness until he “comes” in glory.’