My birthday is today~👑 And all I want I is a day with a very sexy pirate. Just the thought of how we would celebrate couple of drinks and fun night of just messing around, until we went back to the ship. He would take me in every way possible with my scream being heard from miles away just the thought of that sexy man over me makes so fucking hot and heavy!

My dearest anon, I assume you’re new here? Our policy with birthday confessions (for both the confessor and the character) is we require our patrons to send in their confessions at least 3 days before the birthday. Why? Because all of your confessions are queued and we need time to make edits for your confessions.

I’m very sorry to bring this up as it is your birthday, but I believe it is fair to our patrons who sent in their own birthday confessions days before their special days. Also: I am not even sure when “today” is. The bordello is in the PST time zone, but some of us are 15++ hours ahead, so my “today” may be “tomorrow” on your time zone.

Again, I apologise and I wish you a very happy birthday nonetheless!

~ Signora Paola