I was out with my BFF when I got a message about my piece submission. Now, being an avid Apple user, I tend to write my stuff in the iPhone Notes app and connect it to the iCloud so it would end up on my MacBook.

However, instead of copying my text after selecting the text, I accidentally PASTED a link which I copied earlier on. Oh boy, did I panic! Due to said panic, I erased the link and replaced it with some jibberish… All by accident! My brain was a blur.

I was then advised to shake my phone (and I totally forgot about shaking the phone to undo something). So, I did. Many times, in fact, until I got back to my original text.

A sigh of relief escaped my mouth.

“You looked like you were jerking someone off!” my BFF joked.

“Me being the cheeky ass that I am replied to her, ”Yeah, in fact, I am practising to give Jacob the best jerk off he has ever had! My hand and arm need the stamina for he does not cum so easily. 

I swear she was done. Given the chance, she’d strangled me there and then!

TRUE STORY, YO! ✌🏼

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I can attest to the veracity of this confession 😜

~ Signora Paola