‘I once read a fanfic where Altaïr and Ezio were trapped in the present and stayed with Desmond at his apartment. Eventually, Ezio convinced Altaïr and Desmond to have sex with him, and then they had a three way where Altaïr fucked Desmond while he sat on Altaïr, and Ezio sucked off Desmond at the same time. I really want to join in that three way and make it a four way. Desmond should have his mouth busy while getting all that attention.’