‘After reading ‘Assassin’s Creed Brahman’, I have an overzealous obsession with Arbaaz Mir. That gratuitous sight of his toned abs and lean body as he took a bath made me think all sorts of indecent thoughts, and I would have gladly traded places with Pyara Kaur as he made love to her in the royal gardens. Those dark eyes, those lean muscles and that velvety, dusky voice drives me absolutely crazy! I’d do anything for a night with that dangerous, gorgeous leopard of a man.’