‘Confession: I’m a lesbian, so most of the AC men are pleasant to look at, but that’s it. Ezio is different though. I’d totally do him. First, I’d bind his hands and make him sit in one of the plush chairs of the Rosa in Fiore, while me and Caterina Sforza have some fun on the bed. He wouldn’t be allowed to touch us or himself while we eat each other out. Afterwards, Caterina would ride his dick while I ride his face. He’d act as if he wanted more control – but in reality he’s just fine.’

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