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RE: Confessions w/ RL people

May 14, 2017

To our valued patrons,

We have updated our rules yet again, as we received an incredibly high number of confessions that either involve the AC actors or even cross over confessions with actors/musicians/etc not involved in the Assassin’s Creed franchise. We understand how sexual fantasies about our beloved Assassins and Templars could have progressed to real existing people (oh my!). Perhaps some of us has experienced this in some form and never ever would we blame nor judge you for this.

Before we matched our rule to its current form, it existed only for the Assassin’s Creed Actors:

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Now our rules looks like this:

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To put it simply: We won’t accept confessions that involve real people. If it involves a fictional character from a movie, a TV show, et al. then we would accept it. For example:

  • A threesome with Steve Rogers and Connor Kenway = 👍😎😏 YES GOOD GOD BLESS AMERICA

VS

  • A threesome with Chris Evans and Connor Kenway = 👎🙁😶 NOPE SORRY PLEASE COME AGAIN

We appreciate your attention to this matter and remind our rules we created for a comfy stay at La Rosa in Fiore.

Molte grazie e arrivederci!

The ladies of the La Rosa in Fiore.