Frankly, if you’ve been here since the height of the Jacob madness (that’ll be sometime October 2015-June 2016) you’d realise that you’d get drunk even before you hit page 2. At our peak, we were posting 12 confessions a day, and more than half of those were Jacob confessions. I remember it was a pain in my ass trying to queue them up properly because I didn’t want the bordello to be All Jacob, All the Time™.
Is it any wonder he reached 1000 confessions by October of last year?
~ Signora Paola