‘I know Connor isn’t one for surprises but I’d throw him an intimate surprise birthday party. When he comes home, everything is quiet. Then when he enters our bedroom he’d see me with a little ribbon around my neck while I lay on the bed naked and touching myself, staring directly in Connor’s eyes. There’d be another small present on the nightstand with a vibrating cock-ring in it. It’s going to be the best birthday my Sinnamon Roll has had. Until next year, that is.’

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