Not a confession but I remember the first time I stumbled upon this page. You wouldn’t believe how red my face was when I read other’s confessions XD

Si, si, that is expected, amico mio. But how does it feel now that you’re, ehem, a veteran? Have you mastered the art of keeping a poker face while reading the confessions here? Or do you find yourself with a semi-permanent le lenny face whenever you stumble upon our bordello?

Because I certainly do, especially when I work on your confessions ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

~ Signora Paola