‘Edward and I are currently having a competition of who can get the other the horniest without touching the core parts of each other. I slowly dance around him: Smirking at the raging erection he has. And finally, after a lot of teasing we finally lay down, and I slip off my remaining clothing and sit on his beautiful face, crying out in pleasure as his warm tongue glides through my slick folds. Happy birthday, you Majestic Devil.’