‘After reading Paola’s phone call fanfic I’d give everything just to have Jacob’s naked pictures in my phone. I would be copying them like crazy. I would even upload a few on all my social media accounts to show off to everyone what I have. I’m sure Jacob wouldn’t mind.’

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‘He wouldn’t mind’ would be an understatement, my dear confessor. He would give it a seal of approval. In fact, if you’re not inclined to show off at all I am certain he would convince you to. Or he might even “accidentally” upload his pictures to your account/s (we all know he’s the type to steal your phone anyway). ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

~ Signora Paola