‘It’s Halloween and you’re out of treats to give to your trick or treating neighbors. You hear a knock on your door and when you open the door you see your very hot neighbor Jacob Frye in a very tight-fitting superhero costume (up to you to decide which!). “I don’t have any treats left, sorry,” you stammer. He smiles and gestures at the very noticeable bulge in between his legs. “No need. I’m the treat here, love.”’