Buy one of those Shake Weights and “exercise” with it while he’s in front of me
In case he wants a rather vivid demonstration on how vigorous I’d shake that hotdog ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) Errr, I mean, I hear it’s supposed to make your arms all toned and sexy, so anything to keep his eyes on me, right? 😉
~ Signora Paola