‘So everyone is like “I ship Jacob with Pearl/Roth/Evie/Jack/Ned…” oh gosh don’t tell me I’m the only one who ships Jacob with herself… that gorgeous daddy makes me wetter than ever… now I understand why I’ll never get married.’
Oh, trust me, confessor. You are definitely not the only one who ships Jacob with herself. ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
~ Signora Paola