‘I love AC:3 and I really have a dirty thing for Connor. I even have a figurine of him that stands watch over my bed at night. I just feel really weird when I masturbate and he’s watching. I don’t want him to lose his innocence like that, the poor virgin.’

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♫♬ He sees you when you’re sleeping
He knows when you’re awake
He knows if you’ve been bad or good
So be ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) good ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) for goodness’ sake~ ♫♬