‘I imagine Desmond to be a newbie to the classic “leather and lace”. I volunteer to teach him the ropes. All I need are silk handkerchiefs, leather handcuff bracelets, and a ball gag. As for his outfit? A black and red silk corset and white lace stockings. I’d enjoy the blissful, fucked-silly look he gets on his face but there’s nothing I’d enjoy more than telling him he’s the best boyfriend in the world.’