‘I think the fact that we’re both bi would make our relationship and sex life with Jacob very entertaining but I think our coming out to each other would be quite comical. I have small boobs, B cup and Jacob would sometimes check out girls with gorgeous full bosoms seeing as he’s a flirt and will never stop being one. For example, we’d be sitting in some street cafe and I’d catch him smiling in the direction of a big chested chick, and I ask:

‘Maybe you want to go get her number?’
‘Huh? Nah, I’ve no idea who you’re talking about, babe.’
‘The girl in the red blouse with big jugs.’
He realises he’s busted.

‘Oh. Right. Listen love, I only have eyes for you, you know it! And you’re damn sexy, but you gotta agree those tits are marvellous! I’m only being objective here-’

‘I agree, I’d bury my face in that.’
‘What’
‘What’
After a few seconds of silence. ‘Yeah I’m bi, Jacob.’
‘What a fucking coincidence,’ he mutters.
‘What’
‘What’

Then as we’re leaving he’d casually say, ‘The bloke in a striped shirt, love, not the red blouse.’

I imagine it’d go something like this and I find it hilarious. And all the novelty and experimentation this revelation would introduce to our sex life…’

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