And in a result that (probably) surprises no one, le gentilhomme français himself Arno Dorian has–ehem–asserted his dominance and wins this round of our dirty polls! There is certainly no denying that That Ass™ is worthy of all the praises loud enough to merit an assembly that asseverates all his known assets. We received 176 votes and 31% of you worked… assiduously to make sure Monsieur Dorian comes out on top!

Here is the breakdown of the results:

So will Monsieur Dorian’s fans assemble for the next round of dirty polls to make sure he wins again? Stay tuned! For now – congratulations, Arno!