“Imagine this: You come home from a stressful day at work only to see your roommate, Jacob Frye, fingering and eating out a stranger on your running washing machine. When he notices you, he stops, turns around and says. “Oi love, just give us a minute and you can be next.” He then winks at you and you slowly shut the door in embarrassment.”
Confessed by: lucdeep
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