‘Arno seems like the most unassuming of the Assassins, but why do I get the feeling he wouldn’t be afraid to get down and whenever and wherever? Feeling frisky at a family gathering? He’ll tease the hell out of you before you finally drag him away and have him finish what he started. You’re in a public setting? He’ll covertly dry hump you or get you off.’

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