‘If you’ve read The Phone Call and a few of my comments regarding related confessions you’d know that I have a thing with Jacob and modern technology, specifically mobile phones. Let’s take it one step further: Not only do I headcanon him as someone who would leave naked pictures of himself, videos of himself masturbating, and even voice messages (which he sends so frequently) on your own phone, but I also headcanon him as someone who would actually sweet talk you into making a sex video with him.

‘Now, I have this fantasy that takes it even further: He convinces me that we should upload one in a popular porn site. None of our faces are seen, of course, and the video would be all shaky and dark, but that doesn’t stop it from becoming really popular. The reason? Many comments are all talking about how “hot the man sounds like I’m turning gay just listening to him” and how “the woman really sounds like she’s enjoying herself I’m so jealous now”. Jacob and I would read the comments, amused, especially when the conversation becomes an argument about who the “mystery couple” might be. The account we setup to upload it would be bombarded with messages, mostly from people propositioning us for a threesome. But a few of them are actually from companies asking us if we wanted to work for them.

‘It would be a huge ego stroke for both of us at first, but we soon decide that one video is enough. The rest of our sex videos would be all for our enjoyment only. ;)’