Oh, dear. I would’ve excused myself and promptly jumped to the nearest haystack if I were in your place, my dearest anon. You’re lucky Signore Ezio isn’t with you. He’d probably use it as an opportunity to make dinner himself and embarrass you even more
~ Signora Paola
DID SOMEONE SAY ‘PENE’ BECAUSE I WILL MAKE PENE PENNE PASTA:
– Ezio Auditore