‘I make myself giggle when I hear Control by Puddle of Mudd. I like to imagine taking control of Brotherhood!Ezio. He’s so used to being in charge during sex, it’d be a weird change of pace for him if I sudden took charge, tied him down, and did every sinful, dirty thing I’ve ever wanted to do to him. He’d protest at first, sex is his thing, of course. But he’d come to love it by the time I’m riding the daylights out of him.’

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