‘I’ve spent the last few nights fantasizing about Revelations!Ezio. Because holy fuck, never in my life have I ever seen an older man I’ve wanted to fuck so hard in my life. With that voice and that accent, I’m easily wet just thinking about it. He’s gotta be skilled as hell in bed by now. And, ugh! Just imagining feeling that beard between my legs or my breasts gives me the best orgasms I’ve had in weeks!!’