“Jacob’s attempts at guessing Lord Cardigan’s password make me laugh so much that I would easily remind him of that during sex by saying ‘Knock on my pussy!’ just when he’s about to eat me. He’d be weirded out but still do as I say and “knock” on my pussy and I’ll ask ‘Password?’ And he’ll answer in irritation ‘Can we fucking not?’ and I’ll go ‘Piss off!’ He’ll roll his eyes and dive to eat me but again I’ll say ‘Password?’ and he’ll go, ‘Stop that now, (Y/n)!’ but obviously my answer will be, ‘Piss off!’ Honestly my stomach hurts so much from laughing at this scenario, I’d never let him live this one down!!”

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Hahaha! Yes! Some of his answers are truly… interesting. In case you don’t know, here’s a little audio of dearest Jacob trying very hard to guess the password! I’m certain he would find your game a tad… annoying.
~Claudia

Confessed by: echydna

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