‘Having ‘My Jolly Sailor Bold’ (the version from Pirates of the Caribbean) stuck in my head while daydreaming about Connor produces fantasies of being a seductive mermaid and relieving our dear Captain of his virginity whilst the crew of the Aquila is enjoying themselves ashore. Sometimes I’m in the tub in his quarters, sometimes we’re on the beach or up to his waist in the water, but it’s always absolutely mind-blowing for both of us.’

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