Sweet Edward, you say?
Now, Edward, do tell us how you’d motivate and encourage our anon to do great on their finals–
Sooooo…. pass the exams and they get the pirate booty?
And those golden Assassin jewels?
……Then they could eat their favourite dessert off your body?
Right after they remove that dashing suit from you, I see. Thank you, Edward!
Good luck on your finals, dear anon! May Edward and the song of the booty guide you!
~ From all of us at La Rosa in Fiore