When I first found this blog I thought I wouldn’t ever be brave enough to send a confession, at least not off anon. Now I’ve just noticed two of my confessions have reached porn star status! 😮 Thanks everyone!

You know, if I knew how to hack Tumblr and do decent coding I’d add an actual achievements feature in the bordello. Maybe something like this

*coughs*

And congratulations for having two of your confessions join the ranks of the porn stars! Go out and strut like an Assassin as you murder the sidewalk with your moves. ;D

~ Signora Paola