‘I had a dream where I’m Ezio, watching Rosa’s ass when she’s supposed to be teaching me the gap leap. She looks down and sees where my attention is and lets go. I catch her but the impact knocks me on my back and I feel her wiggle the booty against my groin before she rolls over, still pinning me down to whisper seductively in my ear, “Thanks for catching my fall.” Being that close to her gorgeous face drives me crazy and I kiss her passionately, ripping her blouse open before we knock boots.’