DACS Greatest Hits

May 12, 2016

I can imagine your favourite assassin being the one who would mastermind everything. Now I’m not sure who among them would be the best cook lol keep Jacob away from the kitchen but the three best ones (IMO – Connor, Aveline and Arbaaz) would do all the food magic while Arno and Shao Jun help each other with the cake.

Ezio would be your charming host of the evening while Adéwalé would serve as your chaperone (can never be too careful when it comes to other drunk Assassins). Evie would serenade you with the piano and would fuss over the program and the logistics of the party (even if she’s not the one who masterminded it).

Edward and Desmond would take care of the drinks. Plenty of booze, of course. Desmond’s also bringing the karaoke machine. Everyone MUST sing or they don’t get to drink (each of them already has their own song listed here). Edward and Jacob would be hogging that machine ‘til the wee hours of the morning your neighbours are surely going to complain about all that racket.

Altaïr would be the one to give the toast. And then we have “surprise guests” Haytham and Shay offering expensive champagne and free tickets (for everyone) to some play. Everyone’s like WTF IT’S A TRAP but hey, it’s your birthday. Ceasefire is declared and the only “killing” they’re doing is killing each other in karaoke.

I hope these are sufficient, my dear. Happy birthday! ♥️

~ Signora Paola (who lives in a karaoke-crazy country so please excuse all the karaoke references /o/)


Let’s imagine your favorite assassin wants to make a surprise party for you, so he/she convinces the others to do it. Now here’s what each character would bring/do:

Altair, Shao Jun & Evie would work with the decoration and making your home ready for a party!

Aveline, Haytham & Ezio would get the pastries and the big cake into the scene!

Edward, Desmond & Jacob would bring booze, lots and lots of booze and other drinks for the guests.

Connor, Arbaaz & Arno would prepare the food: appetizers, entries, soups, and justa bout anything you like to eat.

Adéwalé & Shay would bring the music system, karaoke machine, bubble machine, lights and basically anything they can find to have the best rave in the street!

I hope you have a wonderful day, amore, and that you share it with all your loved ones!

~Claudia