Dirty Reblogs

May 7, 2016

fryeingpan:

assassinscreedconfessions:

I couldn’t give half a shit whether Jacob is bisexual or not, but that kiss with Roth didn’t do much to establish his bisexuality IMO.

If anyone’s non-hetero, it’s Evie. “I never liked balls”.

image from madeinmasyaf

She meant the balls as in where you dance.

Well with all the dirty secrets we get from females who have a lady boner for Evie, and a majority of our dirty secrets about Jacob are from women, we think Ubisoft should have switched around their sexual preferences. ;P

– Ezio Auditore


Why should it be just one twin who should be bisexual though?

~ Signora Paola