Judging by a lot of the confessions, haystack stories, and admin answers, I’ve come to the conclusion that Jacob is constantly…ahem…’hungry’ when it comes to lovely lady parts. But what if a girl doesn’t want that? Does he have anymore dirty tricks up his sleeve to get a woman so aroused she wants to fuck him into oblivion?

I mean, there’s That Voice™, but if she doesn’t dig that FOR SHAME then

I have long artist-type fingers, but damn Jacob’s is quite a length. Interestingly, on a whim I did a search on what long, slender fingers could mean and according to this website: “Long and slim signifies more of an emotional and aggressive type of person.”

Not really a brand new information, but there ya go. We can scrutinise this further and do a complete scan of his attributes if you want~

~ Signora Paola