Dirty Assassin's Creed Secrets

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April 28, 2016

‘I want Arno to fill up my puits d’amour (lover’s well) with his French vanilla cream~ ♡’

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Sorry, I had to do it.

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– Ezio Auditore

Arno Victor Dorian Assassin's Creed: Unity Ezio's Pene Penne Pasta

Thank you Signora Paola! OK then here is my first food question: how would you use the Philippine yema on our sexy Assassins/Templars (e.g. put it on Arno’s butt and lick it off :P)? Like think of the sexiest ways possible to do so. :P