“I’m a bureaucrat shredding papers, and I’m about to go on break when Ratonhnhaké:ton approaches me. “Ever wonder where the phrase ‘make your bed and lay in it’ comes from?” He asks, unbuttoning my shirt. “Shredded documents aren’t the best of beds, but I know you’ll make up for it. I’m sure you’ll provide adequate service.” I respond jokingly. “Adequate? I’ll give you better. I’ll make love to you so hard your last orgasm will faint.” “Just the last one?” “Last three.”