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Hello, lovely people! I’ve been following this blog for a long time and I wanted to ask you what our fav assassins (including Yusuf and Shaun) would do if they had a love-shy gf and what they would do to comfort her while making love step by step. :)

April 17, 2016

I truly apologise, my friend, but we can only limit our answers to the playable characters. We would rather have this ruling set in stone so as not to confuse people. That said, I hope our answers will satisfy you!


Desmond: OK, I know the meme has been done to death, but he’d definitely do a Netflix and Chill. It could backfire on him especially when they start watching Daredevil Season 2 but he doesn’t really mind. He’d take his time, but he’d make sure to keep her close, petting her hair and touching her wherever he can reach, taking special attention to her erogenous spots. When she’s really in the mood he’d let her be in control. He’d sit back on the couch and let her ride him as slow as she wants even if it’s driving him crazy and he wants so badly to switch places.

Altaïr: He’d play a game of cat and mouse with her. She’d be the mouse, he, the cat. Now, normally he would be able to easily catch her, but he’d prolong the session, letting her escape several times, but he’d get closer and closer to catching her each time. He knows that the thrill of getting caught is raising her adrenaline and doing things to her libido (she’s not even aware of it), so he uses it to his advantage. When he finally catches her, he’d be all Mentor-like at first, admonishing her what she did wrong until she makes the first move. He’d keep it slow, making love to her with him on top, even if she’s already demanding otherwise (the thrill of the chase really let loose her inhibitions).

Ezio: He’s going to make sure that she’s really ready and would go all out to make her feel at ease. If the foreplay has to last for two hours for her to be prepared, then he would make it two hours. It will definitely start with him in a bathtub and asking her to join him because he knows that the warm water and his arms around her would make her feel relaxed. To make her feel more at ease he’d let her be on top and be in control, praising her and telling her how beautiful she is riding him.

Connor: If Ezio’s the type who would make the foreplay last 2 hours, Connor’s the type who would make it 2 days if he has to. I can really see him as someone who loves a “slow burn” so to speak. It doesn’t have to be all sexual at first. He will kiss her, dialling up the intensity little by little, and he will be very careful not to get too aggressive even though his libido is making him lose his focus a bit. He will always stop before it gets too hot and heavy, and each time her inhibitions are slowly being stripped away – just the way he wants it. When they finally make love it’ll be in a missionary position; a little boring, maybe, but Connor wants to see her face and she feels so safe with him that having this huge bear of a man looming over her is the single most arousing thing she has seen in her life.

Aveline: Like Ezio she’d invite her to a bathtub, but with more scented candles and a soft music to set the mood. Aveline would ask her what happened during her day, knowing that talking could be a way to unwind and loosen those nerves. She’d spend a lot of time kissing her in between talks, and each time the kiss becomes longer and more passionate. By the time she’s ready they wouldn’t leave the bathtub. Aveline would finger her to orgasm, unable to resist grinding against her thigh and likely sloshing the water all over the bathroom floor.

Edward: He’d ask her for a swim (skinny dipping!) or to have a shower together. In case of the former, he’d make her feel at ease by being silly. He knows that making her laugh is the ticket to her being at ease, so he’ll try everything, like playing a game of tag (but in water). In case of the latter, he’d pamper her – shampooing her hair, gliding the soap across her skin, making sure to only lightly graze on her sensitive spots. By the time they’re on the bed and she’s ready, he’d take it slow and steady in the missionary position (but he would shift it to something more intense when she comes once or twice ;D).

Adéwalé: He’d leave her compliments all day, reaching out to touch and caress her every time he does it. As his touches and words slowly get more heated, he’d tell her what he wants to do, but never too explicit because he wants her to keep wondering what he means. When they finally end up in bed, he’d slowly remove every article of her clothing, leaving kisses everywhere. He’d then place his palm in between her legs and press on it lightly, coaxing her to move against his hand to show him what pleases her most.

Shay: He’d give her a long, sensuous massage. It’s partly to calm her down, but also a foreplay for him. I think he’s the type who loves running his fingers along his lover’s hair, so he’d also do tender scalp massages. He’d gently run his fingernails along her scalp, but will make sure to alternate it with sensual kisses on the nape of her neck just so she wouldn’t fall asleep. He’d let her dictate what position they’d take when they start making love; it’s her comfort that’s most important after all.

Haytham: He’s all about wooing her. Like he’d ask her to go out on a walk at night, maybe even go out stargazing. His touches are all about calming her – tracing the outlines of her face, stroking the back of her hand – all while looking deep into her eyes and making that connection. He’d probably even read for her (nothing naughty, but something romantic). Like Connor he’s more of a “slow burn” type, but his overtures are more subtle. When they start making love it’s with him on top because he wants to be in control, but he’s very considerate and observant.

Arno: If there’s one Assassin that has mastered the art of French kissing it’s Arno (but of course ;D). But he wouldn’t do deep tongue kisses right away. He’s all about gentle and slow kisses at first, focusing mostly on her neck and ear because he knows how sensitive those spots are. When he starts kissing her lips it’d be very soft and innocent. Like Connor he’d step back every time it gets all hot and heavy because he knows how this would slowly drive her crazy. When they start making love it’ll be in a spooning position because I can see him wanting to take it really slow and keeping her close to him.

Shao Jun: Like Shay she’d also give her a sensual massage, but longer and way more comprehensive. It’s still a sensual massage, but it’s also partly to relieve her tensed muscles, so Shao Jun would focus on the muscles of her back and even do reflexology because she knows exactly which areas and points in the foot to apply pressure on. When she’s completely relaxed, Shao Jun would further her “services” by going down on her and giving her possibly the longest oral sex ever.

Arbaaz: He’d ask her for a dance. Slow dance, specifically. The slow rhythm and his close proximity to her would be highly intimate for her. His arms around her waist, pulling her close, all the while maintaining that eye contact and occasionally brushing her cheeks with his lips and even the tip of his nose. Only when she starts to respond does he kiss her lips and caress her body, each touch getting bolder as she becomes more responsive. He’d let her be on top once they move onwards to the main event, but would shift positions when he sees that all her inhibitions have come down.

Evie: Making eye contact with her and keeping it. Maybe the term “eyefucking” is a little too much, but there’s really no better way to describe her stares especially when she’s far away and out of reach. Even better when they’re at a party where there’s so many people around, so they can’t really touch. Evie knows that subtlety is key and she wants to seduce her without being overt about it. When they’re finally alone together she’d still hold back and offer her a light nightcap (not too much alcohol, but just enough to loosen nerves). When she finally starts to make a move she’ll be very slow and methodical with it. Every movement is calculated, and when she’s finally ready Evie will be using her fingers to make her come, whispering words of approval to her ears.

Jacob: He’d look for her favourite erotic book or story that she’s hiding (he’s an Assassin; he will find it). Once he finds it he’s going to tease her just to see her blush. To make her even more flustered he’s going to do a Dramatic Reading™. It’s very silly at first because he’s doing funny (and really bad) impressions of the characters because he wants to make her laugh and feel at ease. But then he starts getting serious when he reads the risqué bits. She’s still very flustered, but that fluster is getting less about embarrassment and more and more of excitement. Then when he’s all done, he’s going to ask her if she’d want them to “recreate” the scene. Regardless of what’s described in the book, he’d have her on top, but he wouldn’t be just lying back. He’d sit upright and hold her close to him; he loves the intimacy and he wouldn’t be able to stop complimenting her.

~ Signora Paola


Desmond: You would invite him home to spend some time together and he would try to impress you with his bartending skills in that bar area you have. He’s rusty, because he’s been working on some other thing, so he drops some glasses and misses a few tricks, which make you smile and give you enough confidence to ask if he could teach you. He would stand behind you, moving your arms and hands, teaching you as best as he can. You can’t help but feel lightheaded at his closeness and he notices and kisses you. You both move so he sets you on the bar and he makes love to you slowly, enjoying the sounds you make.

Altair: He would invite you to the bureau to eat and smoke mu‘assel with a

hookah.  Both of you talk about the different missions you’ve done together and how you’ve come to be so close. The air around both of you is full of different smells that entice you. He looks at you, smiling, knowing you’re excited because you two are alone together. He comes close to you and removes his robes saying he’s never wanted anyone else as he wants you. You can’t take your off of him and you reply tat you want him as well. He strips you and lets you ride him all while the smoke of the hookah surrounds you both.

Ezio: He would invite you to the carnevale saying he wouldn’t go with anyone else. He would buy you a tailored dress and a beautiful mask, that compliments your face and eyes. He wants you to be the most beautiful girl in Venezia and he wants people to know he loves your dearly. He would take you dancing, he would play the games of carnevale and win in your name. Then both of you find a gondola, where Ezio seduces you with cheesy lines and tries to impress you with his bad French. You can’t help but kiss him and he makes love to you under the stars.

Connor: He takes you down to the river he usually bathes in. Then he takes your hands inviting you to go in the river, you feel self conscious of your surroundings, you think anyone can see you, but he reassures you by complimenting you figure and stripping himself for you and you can’t help but look at him. He smiles at you, tenderly, and once again asks you to join him. You strip and he never takes his eyes off you, and you feel hot, but desired. He reaches out and you join him in the waters where he makes love to you underneath the waterfall concealing the both of you.

Aveline: She would pamper all day: taking you shopping, to eat at your favorite restaurant, visiting a massage house where you two could bask in full relaxation and finally, at night, she would take you to your favorite show ( a play or a musical). After all that pampering she would take you home remarking on just how perfect you are for her and how much she enjoys making you happy. She then surprises you, as she prepared the room with candles and flowers. You can’t help but smile and approach her and she ends the night with making love to you.

Edward: Of course he would take out in the Jackdaw to enjoy the sea with you. He’ll take you through the Caribbean, until you stumble with a secluded beach on a little island. He’d leave the Jackdaw with the crew and ask you to explore the island with him. He’d be careful to not let you know what he has in mind, but once you arrive at the beach he lights a fire and gets comfortable. He motions you to sit down besides him, where he starts to sing lovely shanties in your ear, making you hot and bothered. Both of you strip and he takes you there on the beach you sitting down on him and going at it slowly.

Adéwalé: Oh… Adé would definitely strip for you, mostly to tease you, but also to boost your confidence. He wants you to know that all he is, is yours for the taking. You shake in your seat, because this big man is doing this little show for you. He then kneels in front of you and removes your underwear, holding your gaze. He kisses your legs and breath in your scent, you then start to remove your own clothing and he roams his hands over your body. Yo kneel and he takes you from behind whispering his approval of you softly.

Shay: The Morrigan is close to the Arctic as Shay had a mission to complete there. It’s cold and you can’t help to miss his warmth. You return to the captain’s cabin to await for him there and to shield yourself from the cold and snow. You go to bed to rest and wait for him to arrive. You feel something cold against your skin that startles you awake. Shay is there smiling at your reaction he, he asks if your cold and you nod yes, still startled. He smiles and takes off his clothes, with the intention of warming you up. He kissed your cold skin and gets on top on you, making love to you passionately and definitely warming you up.

Haytham: As the true gentleman he is, he would take you out on a fancy diner. He would spend all night compliment your body, face and personality, making you feel so happy, and loved you can’t help but kiss him deeply over the table. He would then take you home and strip you completely, running his hands over your skin, making you feel wanted and beautiful. He would let you ride him all night long, just so he an see yourself become undone under so much pleasure.

Arno: Now it is said French is the most romantic language of the world and he knows this. Both of you are at the

Café Théâtre  watching some great performance, after that you go to his room upstairs, were he starts to read you some poetry in French and after that he starts to compliment you in French. You blush ans ask him to stop, because you can’t really handle it. He smiles and gets close to you smirking and still talking, this time complementing you and seducing you, you surrender into this lovely charade and let him get on top of you so he can please you as he knows.

Shao Jun: Both of you love meditating and letting all the worries of the day go with soft music, tea and incense. She would wait until you were deep in thought, and sneak behind you slowly, She would then start massaging your shoulders, releasing the tension you have. You would smile, and she whispers how beautiful  and brave you are to her, She would then run her hands over you arms, taking off your shirt and caressing your skin. You moan softly and lean back, to let her pleasure you. Now that’s relaxing…

Arbaaz: He would serenade you with your favorite songs, and you can’t help but smile all the while hearing his velvety voice. He then asks you to approach him. You move closely and he starts to dance around you, you follow his lead and join him. He touches you body, which is lost in the rhythm of music, and slowly strips you and himself. He caresses you skin, exciting you further, you run your hands over his dark skin and she kisses you deeply. He then puches you against a wall and makes love to you slowly, following the music’s rhythm.

Evie: She knows you’re a big fan of her playing the piano, so she plays for you while you read your favorite book. She then asks you to sit beside her, so she can teach you one of her favorite pieces. You join her and start playing with her. She kisses your cheek and the starts kissing your ear, whispering naughty things. She then asks you to sit on the piano, where she raises your skirt and, kisses your thighs, and then devours your core. The sounds the piano is making under you might not be to Evie’s liking, but your moans sure are.

Jacob: He might be rash with his actions sometimes, but when it comes to you, this man has a heart of gold. He surprises you at work with flowers and steals you away from the place. You then get home, where he immediately blindfolds you, making you nervous. He reassures you with a deep kiss and strips the both of you. You tingle with excitement and nervousness, but he calms you with that voice of his. He compliments you while pleasuring your body, his voice guiding you into perdition. Then he leans you in bed and makes love to you slowly… Removing your blindfold to hold your gaze.

~Claudia