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Dear mods, if the assassins lived in modern day what would be their fake jobs, i.e. cover jobs that their girlfriends/boyfriends would use when introducing them to their parents for example? I need it for research purposes;)

April 9, 2016

Although you asked for “fake jobs,” I honestly do think these could be their real jobs to “hide” that what they really do. Kind of like a superhero needing a real job to hide their secret identity 😀

Altaïr: Professor at the department of Humanities (or maybe History or Philosophy) and Dean of the Graduate Studies in a university.

Ezio: “Former” model. He still models especially if it’s for a big brand, but he’s mostly a restaurateur.

Connor: Pilot, now training to be an astronaut. He nearly failed because of the height requirements (he too tol for space apparently), but his skills as a pilot and his background in astrophysics makes him a great candidate (yes I am projecting way too much of my fantasies).

Aveline: Head chef in one of Ezio’s restaurants.

Edward: Host of his own wildly popular travel show and professional daredevil. Like think Anthony Bourdain + Evel Knievel.

Adéwalé: Gym instructor and owner + tour guide. Has been featured in Edward’s show multiple times because his audience loves him.

Shay: Professional blogger + journalist + YouTube celebrity. Has some sort of rivalry with Arno hurhur. His fans and Arno’s fans really love to tear each other apart in the comments section, which adds to their rivalry.

Haytham: CEO of a tech company. He doesn’t know much about programming, but he’s great with management. Is also a fan of Shay and his blog, and is probably one of his most ardent YouTube defenders (guess what his YouTube username is).

Arno: Professional blogger + YouTube celebrity. Although he started blogging about food, he branched out to other topics and has a popular YouTube vlog. Is rivals with Shay because the topics they talk about are pretty much the same.

Shao Jun: Model + actress + singer. She’s what you call a “triple threat” although she’s mostly popular as a singer (because that’s where she started).

Arbaaz: Computer programmer + game developer. I see him being the “face” that his company uses whenever they have to promote a game, so he’s also partly a marketing person. 😀

Evie: Head of a big ad agency, started as a copywriter who worked her way up. Also has a background on design, but words is where her real strength lies.

Jacob: Photographer. He’s an all-around guy, but his strengths lie on fashion and still life photography, which works perfectly with Evie’s ad agency. He’s really popular among the major modelling agencies because the models – both male and female – really like him. Does voice acting on the side. *coughs*

~ Signora Paola


I leaning more in to thinking they would actually work and be Assassins, so here’s my list.

Altair: Model. His serious demeanor and killer looks have made him popular among many brands of clothes, perfumes and many other consumables.

Ezio: Actor. He would start in almost any kind of movie: romantic, comedies, action, adventure…

Connor: Personal Trainer. He’s an excellent trainer, pushes you to your limits, but reassures you when you need it. Connor also trains people in diverse fighting techniques.

Aveline: Hotel Line CEO. After the success opening a hotel in her hometown, she decided to open her own line of hotels around the country, which quickly became popular for their affordable price, yet luxurious accommodations.

Edward: International DJ. Since he loves traveling and good music, he drops the bass from time to time. Today in Paris, tomorrow in Ibiza…

Adéwalé: Dance instructor. I keep thinking Adé would be an amazing dancer and teacher! His academy specializes in ballroom dances, but they offer other style as well.

Shay: Host of a Night Show. Sort of like Fallon or Kimmel, where he would invite his guests to play games, sing or dance. Don’t miss the Tonight Show with Shay Cormac, 10:00pm!

Haytham: Head of a Law Firm. I’ve always seen Haytham as a man of words, so being a lawyer seems like something he would do. I don’t think he would lose a case.

Arno: Fashion Designer. Because, let’s be honest, Unity’s outfits were amazing and Arno looks like he has great a taste when it comes to clothing or decoration, so I think he would be a recognized fashion designer.

Shao Jun: Museum Curator. No one understand and appreciates art as Shao Jun. She has worked for the most famous museum like MOMA in New York, the Louvre, Paris.

Arbaaz: Five Star Chef. Again, I have no idea what I keep relating him to food, but I feel he would be fantastic as one. His specialties would be spicy food and pastries.

Evie: Journalist. Seeing as she kept all her memories in her journal, she would be the type of journalist that does good research and publishes the news no other would. She helps her brother on his website.

Jacob: Independent travel specialist. We know Jacob is not good with rules, so working for someone wouldn’t be his thing. So, he has a website dedicated to record his travels around the world finding good food, drink, and awesome things to do. Evie helps him manage his website.

~Claudia