Wow this brings me back to the stripper artwork that @berunov made a while back. ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) We even have a dirty secret for that, too: [X]
Mary Read: Blue Curaçao
Aveline: Missy Bon Bons
Shao Jun: Jade Dragon
Edward: Pirate Booty
Connor: Captain Twerkway
Haytham: Dick Haystacks
Adéwalé: Thunder Thighs
Shay: Shaggy Sashay
Jacob: Stupid Sexy Frye
Desmond: Shirley Twerker
Altaïr: Prince Ali Ababa
Ezio: Italian Stalion
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~ Ezio
This sounds like fun:
Desmond: Bend Over Desmond (spoof of the drink Bend Over Shirley)
Altair: Hot Arabian Nights
Ezio: The Italian Sausage
Connor: Ravenous Wolf
Aveline: Cherry Treats
Edward: Sharkmaster Eddy
Adéwalé: Moby Dick
Shay: Irish Bad Boy
Haytham: Lord Buckingham
Arno: Footlong Baguette
Shao Jun: Jewel of the Dragon
Arbaaz: Spicy Curry Treat
Evie: Miss Heart Throb
Jacob: Big Ben “The Cock Tower”
~Claudia