‘Imagine this: Jacob finally tells his wife that he’s bi and has a kink for gay fucking. Later that night his wife fucks him with a strap on, pretending to be a guy. She hits his prostate making him cum from the sensation and discovery, her squirting at the same time. When they’ve gained their breath she’ll say, “How was that, my love?” He would chuckle and ask for her to be a guy more often.’