oMG so on the subject of names, i had never been to the haystack before and the first story i read was the phone call and i didn’t know why the page wanted my name so i entered a ridiculous phrase instead, thinking it was spam. i can’t convey how hard i laughed when i got to “you’re such a naughty girl, nugget fucker 3000.” “beg for my cock, nugget fucker 3000.” “language, nugget fucker 3000, remember where you are…” oh man i’m dying laughing again i’m so sorry XD

Oh, didn’t you see the “Javascript enabled; the page will prompt you a few questions important to the story” notice? I am disappoint.

~ Signora Paola