SWEET JESUS MARY AND JOSEPH!! I just finished reading The Phone Call confession on Secluded Haystack and I had to stop reading for a bit because it was getting me really hot and bothered! A huge kudos to the submitter of this beautiful confession. I really think that Jacob would be fantastic at phone sex with that sexy accent of his. Never tried it before, but I’d do it for him ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

February 22, 2016

Awww, thank you so much for your kind words! Me right now

Imagine what I went through writing that. ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

~ Signora Paola (who died a few times, wondered wtf she was doing, thought about confessing to a real priest, then did a leap of sin faith while working on that drabble)

Oh my goodness! That confession! I kept looking away from the screen the because oh my goodness that was so cheeky and I have never understood phone sex or sexting but oh geez I am just like fifty shades of embarrassed and amused just from imagining Jacob Frye of all people saying those things. (Translate: That was a surprisingly enjoyable confession. Well done.)

That Jacob phone sex one shot.. Jesus Christ. I’m wet. Cheers to whoever wrote that now I’m incredibly horny.