“I’m laughing and kinda horny because of this… But I had a dream that Edward Kenway was pursuing me. Okay so.. I told him if he could get me a boat load of Oreo cheesecakes I’d be his. Low and behold, not even a minute later he shows up with a brig, flashing me a sinister grin while approaching me like a predator. I can’t remember my reaction, but I do know I ended up pinned against the wall with him rutting his erection into my hips,his hot kisses on my jaw as he whispered ‘You promised, lass’.”
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