“Come on let’s go and play~”
I am sorry, anon, but I’m absolutely in hysterics imagining this.
~ Signora Paola (who’s now imagining an Assassin’s Creed *Musical* Porn Parody)
P.S. Apologies if you intended this to be edited as a real confession, dear anon, but as soon as I saw this in our inbox I had to publish it right away. 😂