‘You know, I’ve never been a fan of Desmond, but after reading a confession where he was tied up and forced to watch, I can’t help but find myself interested too. I would love to have sex with Altair, Ezio, Connor, Arno and Jacob, one right after the other (and sometimes two at once), while they all watch, especially Desmond tied to a chair, forced to watch and listen. Now that is a hot turn on.’