I might be a dude of me, but I can’t help thinking if Altair, Ezio, and Connor struggle with shaving down their crotch. Was it a thing back then? Or was it a jungle out there? Did they use their Hidden Blade for the job? I know that Connor’s blade pivots, so that is useful to go around the balls. I bet he likes to keep that smooth.
People who think like this keep the fandom alive.
I can’t remember the last time I laughed at a confession…
I think I know what our next ‘dirty polls’ series should be about. What do you ladies and gentlemen think?
– Rosa