Imagine Connor asks you what you want for your birthday, and your thirsty ass replies with “a big cock”.
Him, being the innocent cinnamon roll baby that he is, misunderstands entirely.
On your birthday, he comes home with a rooster.
“Here is the big cock you requested.”
“…”
“….you don’t like it. Is it not big enough?”
“…… [you are trying to contain your laughter]”
“I am sorry. I searched high and low for the right one. I talked to every man, I looked at every cock in New York-”
[you bust out laughing]
“I do not understand, why is this funny??”