‘I think the first ever video game character I’ve fantasized about was Lucy Stillman, I mean, thinking about her hiking that skirt up, man. Ever since, Ubisoft has always managed to add yet another very attractive lady I wouldn’t mind having a tumble with, from Rebecca Crane to Caterina Sforza to Lucrezia Borgia to Anne Bonny to Elise de la Serre… Man Ubisoft, knock it off already…’