‘I have this fantasy about Thomas Hickey and being in a relationship with him. At first I’d be weary since he likes to sleep around and eventually he’d confess his love for me. When he did it would probably be in the Green Dragon in the middle of the night where neither of us could sleep. One thing would lead to another and we’d end up going at it on the table up there, trying to keep quiet for the few people in the tavern downstairs. He’d make it a challenge for me not to scream in pleasure.’